no theme; just weird and slightly cliche
  • picklekitty:







    Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

    i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

    As well it should.

    I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

    This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

    Needs to be in bars

    this needs to be every where

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  • embarrassmental:


    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality


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  • orelpuppington:

    isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

    i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

    (Source: augutsy, via carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel)

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  • partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

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  • (Source: pandcoclothing, via autumnsunset)

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  • not-kayla:

    La Dispute - Two

    ee cummings

    // somewhere i have never travelled,gladly beyond
    any experience,your eyes have their silence:
    in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
    or which i cannot touch because they are too near

    your slightest look easily will unclose me
    though i have closed myself as fingers,
    you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens
    (touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

    or if your wish be to close me, i and
    my life will shut very beautifully ,suddenly,
    as when the heart of this flower imagines
    the snow carefully everywhere descending;

    nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals
    the power of your intense fragility:whose texture
    compels me with the color of its countries,
    rendering death and forever with each breathing

    (i do not know what it is about you that closes
    and opens;only something in me understands
    the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)
    nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands //


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  • (Source: livers, via certifiedpunkrocker)

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  • whatshall-wediefor:


    The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

    why george

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  • Anonymous asked : on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?


    a catrillion!!


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  • allmymetaphors:

    what have I been up to lately? gluing random scraps into my sketchbook 

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